1. 英语幽默短句

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

2. 英语幽默短句100个

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.

钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。

6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

3. 唯美,简单的英文短句

Best case scenario: I love myself ; I enjoy living ; I smile because I'm happy not because I have to. ——最好的情景：爱自己；享受生活；发自内心的微笑。

The one who likes you, need you now; the people who love you, to your future.——喜欢你的人，要你的现在；爱你的人，要你的未来。Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well. 任何值得做的，就把它做好。

When the whole world is about to rain, let's make it clear in our heart together. 当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。One needs 3 things to be truly happy living in the world: some thing to do, some one to love, some thing to hope for. 要得到真正的快乐，我们只需拥有三样东西：有想做的事，有值得爱的人，有美丽的梦。

I'll think of you every step of the way. 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。望采纳，谢谢您！~。

4. 求英文幽默简短的句子

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. <；强推>

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. <；强推这句>

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

够暸吗？

5. 求英文小短句,要有趣,3

Classroom （教室）Karen: How are you today, John？ （今天怎么样，John?）John: I am ok. Still busy with homeworks. （还成。

就是作业还没写完。）Karen: For which subject？（哪门课的没写完？）John: Math. （数学）Angela: I finished the math homework. Do you need some help？ （我的数学作业写完了。

要帮忙不？）John: O, great! I am really terrible at math. （嗯！太好了！我数学真是烂死了。）Karen: Then let us go to the library. Sam is in the library and I want to ask him questions about the english essay. （那我们去图书馆吧。

Sam就在图书馆，正好我还想问下他关于英语作文的事儿呢。）Library（图书馆）Sam: Hello everyone. Are your all coming for homework？ （哟，大家好。

都来写作业么？）Angela: Yes, sounds boring but it's ture. （是啊，听上去很无聊，但也没办法。）Sam: Ha, I just finished all my works. Finally, I am free now~ woo~ （哈，我刚把作业都写完。

终于可以做其它事情了~）Angela: I am afraid that you can't go yet. Karen wants you to help her with the english essay. （我觉着你还不能走呢。Karen要你帮下她的英语作文呢。）

Sam: Ok, I am glad to help. （哦好的，没问题。）。

6. 唯美的英语小短句

) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

7. 唯美英语短句

最低0.27元开通文库会员，查看完整内容> 原发布者：李鹏亚 优美英文短句【篇一：优美英文短句】美丽的英文句子1、acting as if nothing borne in mind is the best revenge.its all for myself to live better.若无其事，原来是最好的报复。

生活得更好，是为了自己。2、every day may not be good but theres something good in every day.并不是每一天都是好日子，但每一天一定会有些好事会发生。

3、happiness is about having each tiny wish come ture.幸福是每一个微小愿望的达成。4、happiness is to find someone who can give you warm and share your life together.幸福，就是找一个温暖的人过一辈子。

5、a woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.一生中，女人总会爱过一两次坏蛋，才会珍惜那个对的人。6、emotion is the innate weakness of human.情感是人类的本质弱点。

7、dont argue with me, every word comes out of your mouth would be the solid evidence of hurting me.你不要和我吵，你的每一字，每一句，都会成为伤害我的呈堂证供！8、dream is like underwear.although you have it,you can not show it to everyone you meet.理想就像内裤，虽然你有，但是你不能逢人就证明你有。9、a woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for many things, but will stick around.如果一。

8. 简短唯美的英语句子

Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

Never frown, even when you are sad,

because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

The sandflass remembers the time we lost

沙漏记得`我们遗忘的时光

9. 英语有什么有趣的句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？

这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）