英文简单搞笑句子说说心情(很搞笑的英文句子)

更新时间:2024-03-21 22:02:38作者:佚名

英文简单搞笑句子说说心情(很搞笑的英文句子)

1. 英语句子5句,要有趣的,要简单的

1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚!

2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心!

3. What's wrong with you? 你怎么回事?

4. You shouldn't have done that! 你真不应该那样做!

5. You're a jerk! 你是个废物/混球!

6. Don't talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!

7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?

8. What's your problem? 你怎么回事啊?

9. I hate you! 我讨厌你!

10. I don't want to see you* **ce! 我不愿再见到你!

11. You're crazy! 你疯了!

12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!)

13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。

14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失!

16. Leave me alone. 走开。

17. Get lost.滚开!

18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。

20. It's none of your business. 关屁事!

21. What's the meaning of this? 这是什么意思?

22. How dare you! 你敢!

23. Cut it out. 省省吧。

24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪!

25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。

26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。

27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了!(李阳老师常用)

28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。

29. Shut up! 闭嘴!

30. What do you want? 你想怎么样?

31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗?

32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊?

33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说?

34. Who says? 谁说的?

35. That's what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的!

36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

37. What did you say? 你说什么?

38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病!

39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。

40. Drop dead. 去死吧!

2. 用英语说说:幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

3. 英文经典哲理心情语句

1.记住该记住的,忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的,接受不能改变的

Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.

2.能冲刷一切的除了眼泪,就是时间,以时间来推移感情,时间越长,冲突越淡,仿佛不断稀释的茶

Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.

3.怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物,也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.

4.智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.

5.世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主(除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外)

Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.

4. 英语心情句子大全

每个人都有忧郁的日子。

everybody has blue days.

那些日子真是惨透了,你觉得心里乱糟糟的、怨气丛生、寂寞、整个人彻底的精疲力竭。

these are miserable days when you feel lousy, grumpy, lonely, and utterly exhausted.

那些日子总会让你感到自己的渺小和微不足道, days when you feel small and insignificant,

每件事情似乎都够不着边。

when everything seems just out of reach.

你根本无法振作起来。

you can't rise to the occasion.

根本没有力气重新开始。

just getting started seems impossible.

其实情况并不总是那么糟。

this is not always such a bad thing.

5. 描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost,失落drowsy,心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

teen

6. 描写心情美好的英语句子

1、I am too happy to stand faint!我要幸福的昏倒了!2、May you come into a good fortune! Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year. 祝好运、健康、佳肴伴你度过一个快乐新年。

3、I hasten to congratulate you on the happy return of your birthday. 时值足下千秋令旦,草此聊表贺忱。4、I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。

5、Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.对于大多数人来说, 他们认定自己有多幸福, 就有多幸福。6、T housand of time i have thought of you .my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don't care loneliness. i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you!千万个思念,在空气中凝固。

扬起风吹向你,带着我的祝福,寂寞我不在乎,你快乐我就满足,想你是我的幸福!7、I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i've no idea of who he is. but i feel happy every day for this. 我知道这世上有人在等我,尽管我不知道我在等谁。但是因为这样,我每天都非常快乐。

8、H appy are the families where the government of parents is the reign of affection, and of the children the submission to love.幸福的家庭,父母靠慈爱当家,孩子也是出于对父母的爱而顺从大人。9、W ith the friends there are always laughs and shared happy moments, the friends are like the small drops of water of the morning dew, where the heart is it and freshens up.总是能与朋友一齐笑和分享快乐时光的朋友,就像心里面一小滴清晨的露水,可以使人精神饱满。

10、I will make you happy when you are depressed. i will make you delighted when you are in great sorrow!在你抑郁的时候, 就是你的开心果。在你忧伤的时候, 愿作你的忘忧树!11、Thank you for your helping my dreams,my life,my future ,Happy Birthday,sir!12、L ife to learn to enjoy: enjoy working happy laughter, enjoy friends, enjoy the warmth of family, enjoy the joy to create, enjoy the sweet fruit. 生活中要学会享受:享受工作的欢快,享受朋友的笑声,享受家人的温馨,享受创造的快慰,享受果实的甜美。

13、I n this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness.在这个世界上,只有真正快乐的男人,才能带给女人真正的快乐。14、On the journey of life you have kindled the light of hope for me to enrich my mind, add my wisdom to thank you! Teacher, I wish you healthy forever, happy, happy!人生旅程上您为我点燃希望的光芒丰富我的心灵,增添我的智慧 谢谢您!老师,愿您永远健康、愉快、幸福!15 、H appy is the man who is living by his hobby. 醉心于某种癖好的人是幸福的。

7. 英语经典句子(简单点)

1. Pain past is pleasure.(过去的痛苦就是快乐。)[无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去,将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比。]

2. While there is life, there is hope.(有生命就有希望/留得青山在,不怕没柴烧。)

3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.(脑中有知识,胜过手中有金钱。)[从小灌输给孩子的坚定信念。]

4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.(风暴使树木深深扎根。)[感激敌人,感激挫折!]

5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.(心之所愿,无所不成。)[坚持一个简单的信念就一定会成功。]

6. The shortest answer is doing.(最简单的回答就是干。)[想说流利的英语吗?那么现在就开口!心动不如嘴动。]

7. All things are difficult before they are easy.(凡事必先难后易。)[放弃投机取巧的幻想。]

8. Great hopes make great man. (伟大的理想造就伟大的人。)

9. God helps those who help themselves.(天助自助者。)

10. Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.(四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀:多一点点!)[比别人多一点努力、多一点自律、多一点决心、多一点反省、多一点学习、多一点实践、多一点疯狂,多一点点就能创造奇迹!]

11. In doing we learn.(实践长才干。)

8. 经典英文骂人的话语

骂人的词很多,文明一点的如:1、滚开: (1)Go to Jericho!滚蛋!滚开! (2)Get out of my way (3)Roll (4)Be gone!(5)Cut your capers!滚开!去你的!(6)Go along with you now! You are in my way!滚开!你碍我事了。

(7) Get you gone!2、贱人bitch3、王八蛋son of a bitch 1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚! 2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心! 3. What's wrong with you? 你怎么回事? 4. You shouldn't have done that! 你真不该那样做! 5. You're a jerk! 你是个废物/混球! 6. Don't talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话! 7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁? 8. What's your problem? 你怎么回事啊? 9. I hate you! 我讨厌你! 10. I don't want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你! 11. You're crazy! 你疯了! 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind? 你疯了吗?(美国人绝对常用!) 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失! 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开! 18. Take a hike! 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。 20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事! 21. What's the meaning of this? 这是什么意思? 22. How dare you! 你敢! 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。

24. You stupid jerk! 你这蠢猪! 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。

27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了!(李阳老师常用) 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up! 闭嘴! 30. What do you want? 你想怎么样? 31. Do you know what time it is? 你知道现在都几点吗? 32. What were you thinking? 你脑子进水啊? 33. How can you say that? 你怎么可以这样说? 34. Who says? 谁说的? 35. That's what you think! 那才是你脑子里想的! 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

37. What did you say? 你说什么? 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病! 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead. 去死吧! 41. **** off. 滚蛋。

42. Don't give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。 43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。

44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。 45. You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。

46. You bastard! 你这杂种! 47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。 48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。

49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。 50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。

51. I can't help it. 我没办法。 52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。

53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听! 54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。

56. Who do you think you're talking to? 你以为你在跟谁说话? 57. Look at this mess! 看看这烂摊子! 58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth? 你到底为什么不跟我说实话? 60. I'm about to explode! 我肺都快要气炸了! 61. What a stupid idiot! 真是白痴一个! 62. I'm not going to put up with this! 我再也受不了啦! 63. I never want to see your face again! 我再也不要见到你! 64. That's terrible. 真糟糕! 65. Just look at what you've done! 看看你都做了些什么! 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你! 67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人! 68. I'll never forgive you! 我永远都不会饶恕你! 69. Don't nag me! 别在我面前唠叨! 70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。

71. You're such a bitch! 你这个婊子! 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around! 别鬼混了! 73. Mind your own business! 管好你自己的事! 74. You're just a good for nothing bum! 你真是一个废物!/ 你一无是处! 75. You've gone too far! 你太过分了! 76. I loathe you! 我讨厌你! 77. I detest you! 我恨你! 78. Get the hell out of here! 滚开! 79. Don't be that way! 别那样! 80. Can't you do anything right? 成事不足,败事有余。 81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。

82. Don't touch me! 别碰我! 83. Get away from me! 离我远一点儿! 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。

85. You're a joke! 你真是一个小丑! 86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。 87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。

88. We're through. 我们完了! 89. Look at the mess you've made! 你搞得一团糟! 90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的胆子! 92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。

93. I can't take you any more! 我再也受不了你啦! 94. I'm telling you for the last time! 我最后再告诉你一次! 95. I could kill you! 我宰了你! 96. That's the stupidest thing I've everheard! 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事! (比尔•盖茨常用) 97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢! 98. You never tell the truth! 你。

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